by Margmax 2011 

I have heard some excuses for bunking off work
But yours is a corker you are now king (queen) of the shirks
You need an operation as you hurt your big toe
I will remember that one next time I am feeling low

by Margmax 2011 

Get Well Poems Funny to cheer

Knew you were needing a little break - but a hospital bed?
There are nicer places to holiday - it has to be said
I will bring you some brochures of my favourite retreats
So when you are feeling better you can really put up your feet

by Margmax 2011 

Knew you were on "the pill"
Hundreds of us are it shouldn't make you ill
When I heard you were in a hospital bed
I flew to my doctor and worriedly said

"Please take me off this pill
My friend is in hospital the pill has made her ill"
The doctor said "do not get yourself in a state
Just because of what's happened to your mate

I am sure your friend's illness is not related
To the pill you use when you become mated"
So hurry up and get out of there to prove the pill is not to blame
So I can get my sex life back on track again

by Margmax 2011 

Get Well Poems funny is maybe the tonic needed 
16th Birthday Poems for special wishes 

Hey heard you were feeling a bit blue
That's really not a good colour for you
Pink suits you better - it has to be said
So get feeling pink and out of that bed

by Margmax 2011 

get well poems funny to wish the patient well 

Hey you in that hospital bed
Was it something that I said
When I said you should have some tests
I did not mean you should have a lying in rest
I simply meant get well quick
Because you are no fun when you a sick

by Margmax 2011 

Being sick is quite a bore
There really should be a law
That sickness lasts for just one day
And after that it has to go away
So now that you have done your time
I hope you are starting to feel fine

by Margmax 2011

Get well Poems funny because laughing is a tonic 

Heard you had a little op
Hope you are soon better so you can shop
As your family are looking a bit thin
Think they need you back home again

by Margmax 2011 

Being hacked about we would not choose
But sometimes it is necessary that bits of us we lose
So I hope the operation was a big success
And you are soon home having a big rest 

by Margmax 2011 

Heard you were sick with a pain
But I thought you were off on a break to Spain
So I tried to give you a ring just to say
Hope you did not miss your flight by the way

The lady who takes messages came on the line
So I left a message to ask "were you fine"?
When I got no response I decided I had another choice
So I rang the place where you work but I was told by an angry voice

They had no time to chat because they were short of staff
I asked if you were you on holiday and was told was I having a laugh
They said you had no holidays but had sent in a sick note
I asked them if they were sure and they said you had a sore throat

So that's why I am sending this card
Because to contact you I have tried very hard
So are you on holiday or are you ill?
Please let me know as I am losing the will

by Margmax 2011 

Get well poems funny to enclose in a greeting card when an amusing get well poem funny is appropriate 

Being sick is no joke
Although your illness may appear funny to some folk
But I promise not to laugh at you 
Even though you cannot get your foot into your shoe

by Margmax 2011 

I have heard of being plastered
But I thought you had your drinking mastered
You will have two reasons now for being unsteady on your feet
Plastered in both ways ain't life neat

by Margmax 2011 

Heard you were under the weather old man
Hope you are back on form as soon as you can
The golf club misses you we need your input
So keep taking the pills whilst practicing your golf put

by Margmax 2012 

I miss you more than you will ever know
Going to work each day has lost it's glow
So can you please try to get well very quick
Or I am sure I will join you in being sick

by Margmax 2012 

The office is very quiet these days
Because it's missing your friendly ways
So before we all fall asleep at our stations
Please get well soon and return to cement company relations

by Margmax 2012 

I miss you so I really do 
I have heard you are ill - what's wrong with you
I hope it's just a little bug
But if it is sorry you won't get a hug

But if it's not catching I will visit you
So let me know if there is anything I can do
Whatever it is that is making you sick
Please try to get better really quick

by Margmax 2012 

We all get sick from time to time 
At the moment it's your turn not to feel fine
But please do not go into a decline
Because before long I am sure you will feel fine

by Margmax 2012 

get well poems funny to raise a smile 

Heard you were ill you really must be
You have not been shopping for weeks as far as I can see
Hope you are soon fighting fit
Hitting the shops making up for it

by Margmax 2012 

Please get well quick
I have missed you so since you've been sick
So take the pills, have the op 
Whatever it takes just ask the doc

by Margmax 2012 

A little birdie tweeted me
and said that you were poorly
So I am sending this card with a big wish to say
I hope you are getting better day by day

by Margmax 2012 

get well poems funny because you care

You can't be sick
It's not allowed
So get better real quick
And back amongst the crowd

by Margmax 2012 

The following was written for a friend who is rarely ill, hates hospitals more than most and ended up there with flu plus Norovirus. 

Some folk get the flu and end up in their bed
But you have to go one better and land up in hospital instead
No-one likes being in hospital especially you
So get well very soon - get rid of that blasted flu

by Margmax 2013 

Oh dear me heard you are sick
Hope you are better really quick
Let me know if there is anything I can do
Because being indisposed is just not like you

by Margmax 2013 

Poorly sickly little you
Tell me is there anything I can do?
Hold your hand - make a cup of tea
If you require help please just call me

by Margmax 2013 

Poor little you 
Feeling down and a little blue
Sending wishes by the score 
That illness is soon gone and is no more

by Margmax 2013 

To be ill at anytime is not good but at Christmas time is bad luck so here's a couple of verses to cheer and sympathsize 

I am so sorry to hear you are ill
and my get well wish I hope will be fulfilled
I have asked Santa to give you a special gift
A Christmas present of good health to give you a lift

by Margmax 2013 

To be ill at anytime is a bit of a bore
But at Christmas time it should be against the law
Because how can you be full of good cheer
When you are ill and feeling queer

So my wish for you this Christmas time
Is that you soon will be feeling fine
Back to good health and fighting fit
So Santa please do your bit 

by Margmax 2013